In my other life, I was tagged by the “Seven deadly sins” meme. To protect the innocent, I will withold who tagged me, because I want to transfer this meme to the spanking world. I think that the idea of sins, even the seven deadly ones, correlates pretty well with the BDSM topic.
In this meme you are supposed to answer seven questions in each of seven topics related to seven biblical deadly sins of anger, sloth, gluttony, lust, greed, pride and envy. Then you tag three more bloggers, who are supposed to answer next round.
So, my answers are as follows:
Anger
- With whom did you last get angry?
Really angry? I don't remember, I do not get really angry often. It's more fun to pretend it! - What is your weapon of choice?
Sharp words and irony. - Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Of course, I have an equal opportunities policy in this area. - How about of the same sex?
Equal means equal. - Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
I suppose it was my girlfriend around the time she decided to became my ex-girlfriend. - What is your pet peeve?
Bureaucracy and stupidity in any form. - Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I let them out as soon as possible, usually with a pretty loud sound effects.
Sloth
- What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Umm, lots of things. But cleaning will probably keep on top of the list. - What is the latest you've ever woken up?
It's hard to tell, I live pretty chaotic life. But there are numerous cases when I'm waking up and others are going to sleep. - Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Family members, all the time. - What is the last lame excuse you made?
“I had some problems with my computer…” - Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Yes, I like to watch them (once each), they're funny! - When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Umm, I don't remember when exactly, but I remember the whip marks I had afterwards! - How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I don’t usually wake to alarm. And when this case arises, it’s something really important not to miss, so I don’t use snooze at all. I’m not even sure that my PDA has the snooze function.
Gluttony
- What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Pepsi isn't overpriced! - Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
Depends on mood, but generally white, chicken if possible. - What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
About half of glass of mead. I prefer to have more elaborate sins than simple alcohol. - Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No. - Do you have an issue with your weight?
No, although some other peope have ;-) - Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Sweets. And spicy foods if I'm in that mood. - Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?
No, I'm afraid of children and regarding of small animals, my wolfdog is in charge when comes to eatimg them.
Lust
- How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Around hundered. - How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
Does harness count as naked? If yes, then whole Internet :) About ten, otherwise. - What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Shoulders, back and where the back loses its good name. - Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
No, I don’t care much about chest and crotch and the parts I'm interested in aren't usually evident during a normal conversation. - Have you done it?
Yeah. Although I was technically virgin until some 21 years of age. - Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Don't know, I usually do not notice unknown people around me. - Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
No.
Greed
- How many credit cards do you own?
Three. - What's your guilty pleasure store?
Any bookshop. - If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Paid my taxes ;-) - Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich. Being famous is easy then, if one wishes so. - Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Yes, but I would be unable to perform it for longer time. - Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes. - How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
About 100 gigabytes of them.
Pride
- What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
I became one of top industry experts in my country and several surrounding states. Without having any formal training or certification, I teach those who give formal training and certification. - What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
My parents do not know about one third of things I do, do not understand the second third and do not want to know anything about the third one. But they were very proud when they saw my first articles being published in print. - What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Mormons think that man's soul lives as long as his name isn't forgotten. I would like to live in memories of people, after I'll pass away physically. - Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
It depends, I usually do not enter anything of competitive nature. - Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes, that's the only case when I willingly enter any contest of skill.
- Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yes. Cheating is part of the game. - What did you do today that you're proud of?
It's 2 AM, no time to save the world today.
Envy
- What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Beautiful friesian horse. - Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?
An ticket inspector in Prague underground. - If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
A tough one. I'm actually pretty satisfied with who I am. - Have you ever been cheated on?
Don't know, don't care. - Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes, to weight less to be able to ride horses more easily. But not to such extent to actually do something about it. - What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Stronger will and endurance to do what is needed, but is boring or laboured. - Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
Sloth and lust. Or, it's greed if I want two of them?
I’m tagging my friends Niky Flynn, Thomas from Punished Butts and Ludwig the German Brat to answer next round.
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